Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize