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Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I got her a Nickelback box set.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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