I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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