yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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