I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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