I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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