Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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