I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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