idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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