Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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