Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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