you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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