Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
