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(847): View more from Illinois

Ppl just aren't as funny as we are

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(314): View more from Missouri

Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.

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Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir

(952): View more from Minnesota

details?

(920): View more from Wisconsin

alcohol + bed + penis = sex

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.

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(254): View more from Texas

Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard

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(209): View more from California

DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?

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