shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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