He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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