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When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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