I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
You smell like stripper and shame
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
my being single is dangerous.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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