I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Randomize
