who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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