you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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