How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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