Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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