Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Randomize