: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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