I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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