I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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