i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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