come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Randomize
