Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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