the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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