I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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