Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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