North Korea, Best Korea!
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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