it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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