And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize