Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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