If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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