she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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