I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I met the friendliest cop last night
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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