I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
