i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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