The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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