i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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