So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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