the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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