I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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