Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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