Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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