I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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