i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Randomize
