I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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