Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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