So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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