I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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