I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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