just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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